Opinion: Yes, Rep. Gohmert, Al Qaeda is now called Al Pastor

NBC Latino

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) warned Wednesday that “radical Islamists” are being “trained to act like Hispanic[s]” and cross the U.S.-Mexico border.

According to Gohmert, who warned us of the danger of “Terror Babies,” and has more crazy theories than a UFO convention, like “Arabs are now being trained to come in and act like Hispanics when they are radical Islamists.” Gohmert claims Muslims are being trained to assimilate to Hispanic ways.

We have been found out.

For years, Muslim terrorists have been posing as Latinos. (Cue belly dancing mariachi music played by the Gipsy Kings.)

We have been preparing to take over for a long time. Super sleuth Gohmert missed many other clues, including:

-Al Qaeda is now to be referred to as Al Pastor

-We don’t watch Bin Laden videos, we watch telenovelas

-We wear colorful ponchos as burqas

I’m surprised that Gohmert has not urged Americans to stop…

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